Men?

Thought I'd resurrect this ....just cuz I think it's funny ....and I like to laugh.

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome but are nice have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome but are nice with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice & somewhat heterosexual don't think we are cute enough.
9. The men who think we are cute, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are afraid of commitment.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.